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Have some laughs with funny sayings about the kitchen and cooking!
Aprons are white 65/35 poly/cotton durable fabric. A classic bib apron
of top chef quality, they measure 36"L X 34"W with one size fitting most.

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Warning Complaints To The Cook
May Be Hazardous To Your Health

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I Use The
Smoke Alarm For A Timer

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This Kitchen Is
Seasoned With Love

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If You Don't Like My Cooking
Lower Your Standards

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Too Many Cooks,
Not Enough Dishwashers

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Dinner Is Ready When
The Smoke Alarm Goes Off

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Yes Chef!

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I'm Not Deaf,
I'm Just Ignoring You

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I Kiss Better
Than I Cook

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Laughter Is Brightest
Where Food Is Best

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My Special Ingredient?
Love

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Who Invited All
These Tacky People?

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Instant Human
(just add coffee)

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Never Trust A
Skinny Chef

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No One Eats Until
This Comes off!

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Got Carbs?

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Don't Upset Me! I'm Running
Out Of Things To Break

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I Got Out Of
Bed For This?

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The Chef Is In

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And Your Point Is?

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I Like Cats Too.
Let's Exchange Recipes.

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I'm The Chef,
That's Why!

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It's Called Diet Because All The
Other 4 Letter Words Were Taken

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Head Chef
Death From Within

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Our kitchen quote aprons are perfect for both men and women and usually ship the
next business day by the USPS. Aprons are useful for keeping your clothes
clean along with looking your best when you're cooking, baking or grilling!


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