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Rude and crude, these sassy aprons are the perfect gift for a naughty cook!
Aprons are made of 65/35 poly/cotton durable fabric. A classic bib apron
of top chef quality, they measure 36"L X 34"W with one size fitting most.

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I Screw, I Nut, I Bolt

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Spooning Leads To Forking

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W.I.F.E.

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My, That Is A Lovely Shade
That You're Wearing

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Save A Tree
Eat A Beaver

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It's Not About The Chest ...
It's All About The Booty

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Free Hot Dog
Bring Your Own Buns!

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Does This Apron Make
My Dick Look Big?

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Master Baiter

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My Meat Is
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A Good Woman Is Like A Fine Wine
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I'm Magically Delicious

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Please Tell Your Boobs To
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Suck The Cook

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My Meat Is ...

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Bon Appetite

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I Was Kicked Out Of Scouts
For Eating A Brownie

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Save A Horse
Ride A Cowboy

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I Love Strippers

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Sex With Your Girlfriend
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Wine Me,
Dine Me

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These sexy aprons are sure to get the party started! They also make a terrific
gift for a chef that enjoys cooking and having some adult fun. All items
are shipped through the USPS and are usually sent the next business day.


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