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Rude And Offensive Aprons
All Mature Content White Aprons Are Just $9.95 Each
All Mature Content Black Aprons Are Just $14.95 Each
Rude and crude, these sassy aprons are the perfect gift for a naughty cook!
Aprons are made of 65/35 poly/cotton durable fabric. A classic bib apron
of top chef quality, they measure 34"L X 30"W with one size fitting most.
I Screw, I Nut, I Bolt
Spooning Leads To Forking
Wanna Buy A Vowel?
My, That Is A Lovely Shade
That You're Wearing
Save A Tree
Eat A Beaver
It's Not About The Chest ...
It's All About The Booty
Free Hot Dog
Bring Your Own Buns!
Does This Apron Make
My Dick Look Big?
My Meat Is
A Good Woman Is Like A Fine Wine
But You Can't Beat A Slut And A Beer
These sexy aprons are sure to get the party started! They also make a terrific
gift for a chef that enjoys cooking and having some adult fun. All items
are shipped through the USPS and are usually sent the next business day.